beyoncebeytwice:

i don’t think we’re using this site the way it was intended to be used

(via inspyreimagyne)

directiontheinfection:

When I fangirl I turn in to the wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man

(via to-be-his-girl)

sometimes i pretend not to remember details about people because having a good memory apparently equates to creepiness

(Source: unpublishedwriting, via bourbonpearlsandwildcats)

textposter2:

if you’re ever mugged by someone just scream ‘SWIPER NO SWIPING’ at them and by the rules of crime they have to stop

(via pinoeyaknow)

satan: let there be wifi passwords
satan: let there be calories
satan: let there be post limit
satan: let there be swag
satan: let there be crocs
satan: let there be twilight
satan: let there be YOLO